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Slag off his sausage with, “Baby you have the worst wurst.”Photo: DPA
Fake an enthusiasm for football – but mess it up by talking about the Super Bowl.Photo: DPA
Jump out of bed on a Sunday morning and go get stuff done without spending hours eating brunch.Photo: DPA
Suggest Italian lovers might be better – actually this works with just about everyone except Italians.Photo: DPA
“Forget” to remove shoes when arriving home, march through the apartment and leave them scattered on the bedroom floor. Photo: DPA
Take to wearing Lederhosen or a Dirndl everywhere and refuse to change, insisting you are fitting in with local customs.Photo: DPA
During a date to Munich’s Hofbräuhaus, demand the waiter bring a Bud Light. Photo: DPA
If after reading this list, your Kraut is sauer, suggest he or she has no sense of humour.Photo: DPA
Slag off his sausage with, “Baby you have the worst wurst.”Photo: DPA
Fake an enthusiasm for football – but mess it up by talking about the Super Bowl.Photo: DPA
Jump out of bed on a Sunday morning and go get stuff done without spending hours eating brunch.Photo: DPA
Suggest Italian lovers might be better – actually this works with just about everyone except Italians.Photo: DPA
“Forget” to remove shoes when arriving home, march through the apartment and leave them scattered on the bedroom floor. Photo: DPA
Take to wearing Lederhosen or a Dirndl everywhere and refuse to change, insisting you are fitting in with local customs.Photo: DPA
During a date to Munich’s Hofbräuhaus, demand the waiter bring a Bud Light. Photo: DPA
If after reading this list, your Kraut is sauer, suggest he or she has no sense of humour.Photo: DPA
Slag off his sausage with, “Baby you have the worst wurst.”Photo: DPA
Fake an enthusiasm for football – but mess it up by talking about the Super Bowl.Photo: DPA
Jump out of bed on a Sunday morning and go get stuff done without spending hours eating brunch.Photo: DPA
Suggest Italian lovers might be better – actually this works with just about everyone except Italians.Photo: DPA
“Forget” to remove shoes when arriving home, march through the apartment and leave them scattered on the bedroom floor. Photo: DPA
Take to wearing Lederhosen or a Dirndl everywhere and refuse to change, insisting you are fitting in with local customs.Photo: DPA
During a date to Munich’s Hofbräuhaus, demand the waiter bring a Bud Light. Photo: DPA
If after reading this list, your Kraut is sauer, suggest he or she has no sense of humour.Photo: DPA


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