Funniest mistakes the English make in German
The Local · 4 May 2012, 08:37
Published: 04 May 2012 08:37 GMT+02:00
German can be a perilous language to learn. For a start, you have those maddening adjectival endings caused by those four "cases" – so pointless to an English ear - and the arbitrary division of things into "genders." (Surely a carrot should be masculine, if anything?)
But as if that weren’t enough, you drop one of those pesky little suffixes, prefixes or umlauts, which seem to just buzz around like midges on a woodland camping holiday, and you end up making a right fool of yourself, prompting many Teutonic titters.
One "ein," "ab," "an," and "vor" at an inopportune moment and you could end up spending the night in a cell, or an impotency clinic.
So as a handy guide for what to avoid, we've collected some linguistic embarrassments that happened to ... ahem ... friends of ours.