Cops kybosh outdoor copulation

Cops kybosh outdoor copulation
A soon to be crime scene? (wink wink) Photo: DPA
The days might be getting shorter and colder in Germany, but that didn't stop two amorous couples from getting busy in public in recent unrelated incidents in Munich and Dresden.

Police in the Bavarian capital on Monday reported that a complaint had been filed against a 21-year-old man and his 17-year-old girlfriend for having sex while completely naked on a park bench in Munich’s famous English Garden.

A scandalized daycare teacher came across the copulating couple while in the company of three small children – leading her to call the police. Officers didn’t arrive in time to catch the lovers in the act, but they were taken to task near the “scene of the crime,” according to the official police report.

The couple might have been let off in Britain – which has recently relaxed the policing of public sex, known as “dogging” – but cops in conservative Bavaria decided to charge them with disturbing the peace and carrying out sexual acts in front of children. The authorities are now trying to determine if the kids even knew what was happening in a “sensitive criminal investigation.”

Another couple in the eastern state of Saxony might not face criminal proceedings, though. Dresden police reported their public hanky panky was also interrupted on Monday.

While they were waiting for auto repair service after their car broke down on the A17 motorway, the couple decided to pass the time inside an autobahn tunnel with a bit of fun. But not only did the tunnel traffic camera film their explicit exploits, the car mechanic caught them unprepared. The ADAC auto club “came quicker than expected,” police said.