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Man asks for police protection from sex-crazed wife

The Local · 26 Jan 2011, 13:02

Published: 26 Jan 2011 13:02 GMT+01:00

The man came to his local police station in the southwestern city of Waiblingen, Baden-Wurttemberg on Tuesday saying that he had been sleeping on the sofa for the past four years to escape the clutches of his wife.

The couple has been married for 18 years and have two children together.

"Now he has decided to get a divorce and to move out... in the hope of finally getting some rest, particularly as he is anxious to arrive at work well rested," police said in a statement.

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"At the moment this is impossible because he says his wife keeps coming into the living room demanding that he perform his marital duties,” the statement said. “He asked for police help in getting some sleep at night."

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Your comments about this article

13:55 January 26, 2011 by Nathaniel
Wonder what the wife looks like.
14:16 January 26, 2011 by ushany.jasmin.balder
what a crazy bitch ! haha
14:20 January 26, 2011 by alidogar
woh..hoo..1:0
14:48 January 26, 2011 by Fatz Lewinski
Those döner kebabs can drive a gal insane!
15:05 January 26, 2011 by missyE
Lucky man.... not many can ask for that kind of help.. Normally the couch is punishment - not a pleasure
16:02 January 26, 2011 by derExDeutsche
tell me about it. I don't get any rest. lol

Show me a man who wants it everyday, and I'll show you a man with Mother issues.
16:26 January 26, 2011 by Manuelaxxx
Why crazy bitch? The tables are turned for a change as it seems, but I do not believe this man, it is an excuse, because which man would turn down an offer for hankey ponkey hu huuuuu
16:35 January 26, 2011 by marimay
The person on the right has some seriously deformed feet.
19:41 January 26, 2011 by chicagolive
Where does he live I will handle his "problem" when she comes around.
20:10 January 26, 2011 by Johnne
@chicagolive

that´s a good one:-))
22:19 January 26, 2011 by derExDeutsche
@Johnne

yeah, until chicagolive starts slaggin' off on duties again, and ends up at the Polizei Station. tja, Pech gehabt.

With women like this you really need to get a vasectomy. Otherwise, it quickly develops into a brood. No pulling out allowed here, Gentleman. These Ladies tend to be grapplers;)
23:24 January 26, 2011 by Ludwig von America
I think The Local owes it to it's readers to produce somehow a photo of this woman. If she's 150 kg and ugly, then I can definitely sympathize with the man. But if she's a hot babe, then the man must be crazy. With 18 years of marriage and 2 kids, most men said goodbye to regular sex long ago.

I'm 53 and my wife is 38. We have a 16 month old baby. We have sex about 2-3 times per week and I don't feel like it's too much. When this man says it's too much, how often does his wife want it? Local...please get more info on this story!
01:14 January 27, 2011 by Kanji
.. maybe she want it 2 or 3 times a night instead of a week.... lol.... that's why the guy is complaining.
06:09 January 27, 2011 by parografik
"The person on the right has some seriously deformed feet." lol

It's true. That pinky toe is almost ready to break off and grow another foot.
11:54 January 27, 2011 by moiin
@chicagolive

Bad luck for you... As the guy asked for police help! So better get a job at police department then... :-p
16:37 January 27, 2011 by chicagolive
@ Moiin yea gangbang is really not my thing with the cops..LOL
20:26 January 27, 2011 by x.w.
Maybe the movie "Teeth" scared the night-lights out of him!
23:51 January 27, 2011 by wxman
This sort of sexual harrassment at the hands of an oversexed female is one of the burdens men must bear from time to time and not shirk from. Remember, we're just objects to them. Be strong my brothers!
08:39 January 28, 2011 by toemag
Haven't laughed so much in age's, guess you have to take the rough with the smooth :-)

Being married has its ups and downs.
10:28 January 28, 2011 by MiriamSPia
Actually, this is a difficult situation. I do wonder what is behind the trouble? Is the woman simply way hornier or attached to sexual pleasure than the man? Is the problem that the woman became so frustrated that instead of being cheerfully seductive and attractive she just grew aggressive? Did something else occur in the marriage to change their sex lives? - ie. new baby, new job, loss of job, change of friends, or extreme change in weight or appearance of the wife? The man does deserve to be safe from his wife, but I would recommend marriage counseling for this couple. Sex is meant to be a fantastic and rewarding part of a marriage but can too easily become a source of strife for very many reasons - which many married people already know and many unmarried people should know.
13:41 January 28, 2011 by Johnne
My man:-) my candid advice is this; go the near by afro shop and ask them for some nuts called bitter cola. I think it cost around 50cent for a pack of four nuts, they´re really bitter but don´t worry "be a man" chew 2 or 3 of them & ask the seller there to give you 2 shot of "jede-jedi" drink (a herbal african drink) get something to eat, and go back home to your demanding wife. I tell you bro, by the time you balance on her, she too will know that you´re a fine boy, and she will see that you are a strong, good husband I promise you bro that she´ll be the one avoiding you the next day :-)) try it and let me know your experience;-)
15:20 January 28, 2011 by mehta_p
an ordinary human need sex on a regular basis that can help him for rejuvanation and to stay fit.

I wonder, which kind of this turkish man is who wants divorce but not sex or is she too horny?
19:39 January 28, 2011 by derExDeutsche
Hahaha. Hey! Don't turn this around on me.

I was once in a relationship with an insatiable woman. Insatiable people need insatiable partners. She was a very beautiful woman, but that just made the outcome all the more difficult. But in the end, my life does not revolve around my hormonal drive. For her, and people like her, it did. Maybe as a young man, things were like that when I was in my teens and 20's. But after 30-ish, there is more to life and love than constantly being chased around by hormones.

People like this also tend to have Mommy/Daddy issues. Just like Porn Stars, these people generally come from typical backgrounds for this type of thing. Mama's boys, girls with abusive fathers, etc.
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