Couple destroy stranger’s car with vigorous carnival sex

Amid Carnival celebrations over the weekend, police were alerted by a pensioner in the small town of Bach an der Donau, Bavaria on Sunday that someone had broken into his garage and damaged his car.

The man told police that he had heard a noise at about 3am, but when he looked outside, he did not see anything.

But on the following morning, he found his car in the garage with visible damage and his bicycle moved from its usual place, nearby Wörth police investigating the case told The Local.

Upon further inspection, officers found that there were scratches on the sides, the car's bonnet was dented, the right wing mirror was broken off and missing, and there were “traces of bodily fluids,” that showed people had been there, police said.

“We suspect that a couple entered the garage to canoodle,” Wörth police inspections chief Josef Schweiger told The Local.

“People were celebrating Fasching [carnival] and though we don't know for sure if that is related, we suspect that it was.”

“Hopefully those who caused the damage will come forward, because perhaps they did not mean to break anything,” the police inspections chief told The Local. 

The strangest aspect of the revved up affair? The car’s burglar alarm never went off.