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'Take Me To Your Umlauts!' in English

The Local · 18 May 2012, 11:00

Published: 07 May 2012 08:01 GMT+02:00
Updated: 18 May 2012 11:00 GMT+02:00

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Bergmann says that his book, about negotiating the minefield of the German language, is aimed at two main groups of people – both of them what you might call the casual linguist.

"Over the years I got quite a few emails, especially from German women, saying 'my American boyfriend doesn't want to learn German, he says it's too hard. I want to show him that it's really a cool language – so would you translate your book please?' "

The other group Bergmann writes for is those expats who are only planning to stay in Germany for a limited time, and want to gain insight into the language without having to put in thousands of hours actually learning the language. As Bergmann puts it, "It's like sneaking a peek under the bonnet of the language, without having to buy the car."

The American moved from Chicago to Germany in 1996 to start a new life in the country of his great-great-great-grandparents. After a brief but expensive stint at the University of Göttingen, he now lives in Hamburg, where he pays the bills by working as a chartered accountant.

Along the way, he wrote two books in German – "Der, die, was?" and "Wie, wer, das?" – giving Germans a chance to giggle at an immigrant's struggles.

As well a series of anecdotes, "Take Me To Your Umlauts!" - the English version of "Der, die, was?" - contains grammar tips on the bewildering plurals, genders and cases that pepper the German language.

"What I often find funny about the German language is that sometimes you find one word that kind of expresses a string of English words," he says.

"But on the other hand, English can be efficient in its own way. We have a lot of words that have many meanings – like 'I miss you' and 'I miss the train.' That seems to happen more often in English than in German."

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As for Bergmann's own most embarrassing moment? "There are so many. But one that stands out - I wanted a furnished apartment, so I was looking for a möbliertes Zimmer, but I ended up asking for a vermöbeltes Zimmer, which means a trashed room."

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15:50 May 11, 2012 by Sally Schiller
I missed the train. Not I miss the train. Probably possible if you are in the States and you really miss the German trains.
12:42 May 13, 2012 by Berliner Mauer
"I miss the train" when I spend too much time reading silly comments at The Local...
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