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Police called to investigate noise find lone jiggling vibrator
Published: 23 Apr 11 13:28 CET | Print version
Online: http://www.thelocal.de/society/20110423-34585.html
Police called to a flat in Berlin by neighbours who said it sounded like someone was using an electric drill through the night smashed down the door to find a vibrator had switched itself on and was jiggling around on the floor.
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But they could not get a response, and eventually decided to break in the door in an attempt to find out what was going on in the flat.
“You could hear the noise out on the street,” one neighbour was quoted as saying.
When the officers smashed their way into the flat they found nothing more dangerous than the vibrator which was doing its best on the floor.
Now the young woman is not only going to have to face her neighbours when she returns home – she will also have to pay for the smashed door, the paper said.
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Your comments about this article:
it sounds like it is the "Father of all dildos" ... or "DMD" Dildos of Mass Destruction .... hehe ...
LMAO!!!
Or are all the residents of this apartment senior citizens and the woman who had her door torn away by Policemen was the only person who was sexually active?
But pretty German news - it describes how peaceful Germany is and also how your neighbors are always watching you.
@tsbarker13 - LOL... yeah, where are those information?