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May 17, 2012
Published: 8 Dec 09 08:02 CET
Online: http://www.thelocal.de/society/20091208-23791.html
A German tourist has been caught trying to leave New Zealand with 23 geckos and 20 skinks hidden in his underwear, a court heard on Monday.
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Hooker: Hey there sailor, is that a lizard in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Kubus: Actually, its in my underwear.
Hooker: Yeah! I'll be it is! Look, it's $40 for an hour...
Kubus: AAHH! You damn skink!
Hooker: Hey relax pal, you can just say 'no.' You don't have to call me a "skank"...I work hard for the money...
Kubus: No. "SKINK"..I have 20 of 'em in my shorts. See..."
Hooker: Holy crap, man! You're a freak...